Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
- Tris: What's your tattoo?
- Tobias: Do you want to see it?
- The entire audience: YES
Tris Prior, ”Allegiant” (via alexusis)
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
hold on i gotta blow the dust off my VCR
WHAT THE FUCK
I DON’T CARE I WANT IT
i’m so possessive over people but like a quiet possessive because i dont want to be clingy so i kinda just angrily stare at people from afar